Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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