Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
