I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
we have officially lost it.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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