it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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