Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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