Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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