Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Boobs are out for the taking
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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