I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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