You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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