Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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