don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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