No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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