I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
