Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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