check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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