If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Four minutes until I can fart!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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