My nipple is on Facebook.
I look better un-naked...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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