ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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