i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
well you can't waste a boner
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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