i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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