Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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