Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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