We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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