Having a random hookup so left but love u
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
