why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't turn off my feet"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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