Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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