SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
