his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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