ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
