I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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