thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
