"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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