how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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