let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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