this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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