Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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