what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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