you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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