You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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