We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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