Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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