he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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