Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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