am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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