Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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