So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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