We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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