Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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