problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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