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(206): View more from Washington

Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"

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(707): View more from California

He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water

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(209): View more from California

I will pee on everything he values.

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(425): View more from Washington

Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.

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(907): View more from Alaska

You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???

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